Gentle Reader,

Father’s Day:
I hope all the dad’s out there had a good Father’s Day. For those that received something from JT’s Confections, I’m sure it was the best Father’s Day ever. For those who did not, better luck with the family you and your soon to be gold digging trophy wife are going to start in a few years. As an added bonus when you are 62 and have a child in kindergarten, our soft, velvety caramels won’t rip your George Washington wooden teeth out.

Teachers Gifts:
Last call for teacher and staff gifts. Remember it takes a village to raise a child or in some cases, it takes a teacher, school nurse, teacher’s aid, Principal, bus driver and many many others so that you can get your drink on by 9:45 in the morning. Say thank you to everyone with something from JT’s Confections. Not only will the recipients be overjoyed with their gift, but your annual and always broken pledge of “I’m going to be a better parent over the summer” has some legitimacy.

Good bye for the Summer: Gone Fishing
After June, the staff at JT’s Confections will stop our alchemy operations until September. During the summer some of our JT’s Confections family will reconnect with their own families, some will be visiting Betty Ford, and some will be laying the ground work for a future Betty Ford visit. I will be traveling the world unlocking the mysteries of chocolate. So far my itinerary has Minneapolis and Conney Island. When we start production again in the fall, our capacity will be increased and there will be new delights on the menu.

Have a great summer and no need to worry, JT will be checking in periodically over the summer.
Thanks to everyone, it has been a fun year!

Your Pal and guide to a parallel universe,

Gentle Reader,

It’s that time of year when we are winding down for the summer and there are three things I want to discuss.

Teachers Gifts:
Is there a better way to say thank you to Miss Crabtree than with a fabulous 1/2 pound mixed box of caramels and cluster from JT’s Confections? Lets face it, if it wasn’t for the patience of Miss Crabtree your 15 year old paste eating child would not be starting fourth grade next fall. Please don’t forget to thank the supporting staff as well, nurses, bus drivers, principals, and secretaries. You should thank anyone who helped keep your kids out of the house for eight hours a day for the last nine months.

Do you know kids who are just graduating from college? What great parents they have. They just spent $250,000 so that their child could follow their passion and get a BS in North Dakota Prairie Haiku poems of the late 19th century. Not only have they allowed their child to follow their dreams their child is now an employment leper.

Much Money was Spent
Sheepskin with Official Seal
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Say “Congratulations, well done!” with something amazing from JT’s Confections.

Oh Yeah…Father’s Day.

Hook him up with something he’s going to like. Enough with the “stylish” clothes and trendy hair products. We are simple beasts. The best caramels and chocolate in the world from JT’s Confectionsare perfect!

Basket of JT's ConfectionsPlease remember that because of the weather, all orders must be picked up. There will be no shipping until next fall.

Thanks for reading and feel free to share with a friend.

Your Pal and guide to a parallel universe,