Resolution #1: Lose 15 pounds by December 31, 2016

Gentle Reader,
Lose 15 pounds in a year you ask? Well no need to worry dear friends, that pipe dream was quietly euthanized on January 3, 2016 at 9:30 PM while standing in line at the Dairy Queen.

Although I am still haunted by this decision, I must forge ahead…to the Big and Tall Shop. Looking at the positive, this year’s weight resolution lasted a full 22 hours longer than last years. (If anyone sees my wife, Sharon, mum’s the word. She still thinks I’m on track to lose 8 pounds by July 4th.)

In all that is JT’s Confections, we are open for business and fully stocked. Go to jtsconfections.com and see all our amazing hand made caramels, pecan caramel clusters, pecan bark, chocolate covered pretzels, caramel filled pretzels that are covered in chocolate, and chocolate covered Oreos. All the food groups are represented.

**For our color blind friends, these are Oreos covered in dark chocolate; you are not looking at a checkers tournament. (I apologize to our color blind friends, I wont make any more jokes). Shhhhh….Nobody say a word.

Finally, I want to thank everyone who ordered from JT’s Confections for their corporate and personal gifts during this past holiday season. With your help, we will be able to increase our charitable contributions for 2016 over last year’s level. You did great work! Thank you!!!

Please visit us at JTSCONFECTIONS.COM and order to your heart’s content! We ship anywhere in the US. The answer is I’m not sure, but that’s not the news.

As always, thank you for allowing me to share my thoughts; it’s been a pleasure.

Your Pal and Guide to a Parallel Universe,

JT