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Lose 15 pounds in a year you ask? Well no need to worry dear friends, that pipe dream was quietly euthanized on January 3, 2016 at 9:30 PM while standing in line at the Dairy Queen. Although I am still haunted by this decision, I must forge ahead...to the Big→ Read more
Gentle Reader, It is with a heavy heart that I share this news. Last night in Hämeenlinna Finland, Santa was arrested for public drunkenness. According to eyewitnesses, Santa consumed approximately 9 Manhattans before passing out at the bar. When the bartender woke Santa to ask him if he needed a→ Read more
I can only imagine what many of you are thinking; "Has JT fathered a child with Kate Hudson?". The answer is I'm not sure, but that's not the news. From this point forward, JT'S CONFECTIONS IS DONATING 50% OF NET PROFITS TO CHARITY. I know most of you are asking→ Read more
Gentle Reader, We're Back– It is with much satisfaction that I announce that JT's Confections is fully stocked and ready for the new season. Please visit us at JTSCONFECTIONS.COM and reward yourself for being the best parent you could have been for those three hours last July 23rd! Pope Francis–→ Read more
Gentle Reader, It's been a while and I trust your summer was fantastic. As usual, my summer was a traveling quest for knowledge. With every stop in my travels I try to learn facts, make observations and from these facts and observations, draw sound conclusions. In New Jersey, I learned→ Read more
The Prehistoric Period, The Tobacco, Caffeine and Alcohol Period, The Estrogen Period. The Evolution of Dad As we approach the beginning of June and Mother's Day celebrations begin to wind down, we turn our attention towards those two hours dedicated to Dad, commonly known as Father's Day. This year, Father's→ Read more
Red Sox, Mother Nature, and Mom... Like myself, many of you are finally seeing an end to a brutal and long winter. This past winter brought freezing temperatures and excessive snow to the North East. Because of this weather, there were gut wrenching stories from all over the country. In→ Read more
...RIP. Sorry Easter bunny, they got cold! Military Appreciation Goal Crushed! 120 Boxes. Thank you for helping JT's Confections exceed its goal! Easter and Passover are upon us again and so is an annual tradition at JT's Confections.→ Read more
We at JT's Confections, with your help, would like to thank the good men and women who are currently serving, or have previously served, in the armed services of the United States of America. These men and women are asked to perform duties that many of us are either unable→ Read more
This past weekend during Super Bowl XCVDQIL, we saw Pete Carroll call for a pass and commit an act of stupidity that was rivaled only when Miss Amazon Runner up, Sheishane Hayalla, snatched the crown from the head of the newly crowned Amazon Queen, Carol Toledo. Although both incidents were→ Read more