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Gentle Reader, 2013 has come to a close and we embark on 2014 with all the optimism that any new year brings. In 2013 we witnessed my gallant yet doomed bid to become the next Pope. I'd like to thank my Great Aunt Francine for her support. Unfortunately, the unbridled→ Read more
Gentle Reader, I trust you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. It took a few days for the gallon of gravy I chugged to work it's way out of my system. It wasn't until the following Sunday that I stopped seeing gray spots and the burning sensation in my feet subsided. I→ Read more
It's the most wonderful season of the year, the client gift giving season. OK so most deer will have a more relaxing hunting season than you'll have a gift giving season, but there is hope. Log onto JTSCONFECTIONS.COM and feel your anxiety melt away. It's like ingesting 1/2 your grandmother's→ Read more
OK, maybe the 2013-2014 collegiate year didn't begin as you hoped. When you sent your sweet buttercup into the world, who could have imagined that your 18 year old freshman daughter was able to sign a legally binding "Girls Gone Wild" contract.I, for one, absolutely believe that it was not→ Read more
I am happy to report that the kids are back in school, the neighbor's cat is MIA, and JT's Confections "is baaaaack". For those of you old enough to get the joke, you're welcome. I need to confess that although we could have used another three weeks of preparation for→ Read more
I correspond with you not as the maker of the world's finest confections but as an intergalactic explorer. As you can tell from the photo, me and my assistant Anthony (pronounced Ant-knee in Jersey), recently visited the surface of the sun. Ant-knee's hair jell caught fire in .003 seconds and→ Read more
I hope all the dad's out there had a good Father's Day. For those that received something from JT's Confections, I'm sure it was the best Father's Day ever. For those who did not, better luck with the family you and your soon to be gold digging trophy wife are→ Read more
Is there a better way to say thank you to Miss Crabtree than with a fabulous 1/2 pound mixed box of caramels and cluster from JT's Confections? Lets face it, if it wasn't for the patience of Miss Crabtree your 15 year old paste eating child would not be starting→ Read more
Time is running out fellas to get your wife or mother a meaningful gift for Mother's Day. Oh sure your kids have made macaroni necklaces and clay piles of God knows what, but is that what she really wants? With those two gems, your wife ends Mother's Day wearing the→ Read more
Remember your Mom this Mother's Day and say "thanks for all the great memories". Sure she may have drank a few high balls and smoked a few butts during gestation but don't hold it against her. I'm pretty sure your memories of her are much better than her memories of→ Read more