Congrats to the new Pope!!

Gentle Reader,

We at JT’s Confections would like to extend our sincerest congratulations to our new Pope, Pope Francis I. His friends call him psycho. If any of you guys call him Francis, you’re dead! Any of you guys touch his stuff…you’re dead! (settle down it’s a Stripes reference).

We would also like to thank everyone who wrote a letter to the Vatican in support of JT’s candidacy. We heard we were close, we fell short by only 72 votes.

The upside is that JT will be able to continue his good works at JT’s Confections. Please visit our website at www.jtsconfections.com to place your holy order.

For many of you JT’s Confections will be the closest you come to a spiritual experience over this most holy time so remember, order early and order often.

Thanks in advance for your support.

Your Pal and guide to a parallel universe,
JT (almost Pope Mac Daddius I)