Liberace, Joe Namath, and the Easter Bunny walk into a bar…
…RIP. Sorry Easter bunny, they got cold!
Gentle Reader,
Military Appreciation GoalCrushed! 120 Boxes
Thank you for helping JT’s Confections exceed its goal!
A quick note regarding the Military Appreciation Campaign that we ran with your support.
We mailed more than 120 – 1 pound boxes of confections to active and retired military personnel and in so doing, crushed our 100 box goal! The 120 boxes were sent to members from all branches of our military and their services ranged from WWII through current cadets at West Point. Your generous support, combined with hand written letters, emails, and phone calls we received from recipients expressing their appreciation has motivated us to run the same campaign next year. However, next year our goal is to mail 200 plus boxes!
THANKS to everyone who participated. I’d also like to thank my family, Sharon, Georgia, and Aidan for their help in cutting and wrapping caramels as well as packing and mailing boxes.
Now the unseemly underbelly of the candy business, sales and violence.
Easter and Passover are upon us again and so is an annual tradition at JT’s Confections, we’re late! It’s not my fault, binge watching all eight seasons of “Beverly Hills 90210” doesn’t happen by itself.
Log onto JTSCONFECTIONS.COM and improve your Easter and Passover. Some may say “Easter?? Passover?? On the same website???” I say YES!!! I am Irish Catholic but Hebrew National Hot Dogs are my favorite food in the world! It’s just that simple (drop the microphone and walk off stage…).
If you need anything mailed, please order by Monday night. If you are going to pick up locally, JT’s will be holding court until Thursday evening.
Lastly I had a great joke that started “A priest, a rabbi, and an ulema walk into a bar”, but given my potentially awkward pearly gates interview, I exercised discretion. Sorry.
Hurry! Shipped orders must be received by Monday night.
As always, it’s been a pleasure.
Your Pal and Guide to a Parallel Universe,
JT
P.S. For those of you who still believe in unicorns and that mankind is essentially good, Liberace and Joe Namath made fur coats out of the Easter Bunny. Easy PETA!
