Gold Digger’s, Teachers gifts, Bar Flies, Gone fishing….

Gentle Reader,

Father’s Day:
I hope all the dad’s out there had a good Father’s Day. For those that received something from JT’s Confections, I’m sure it was the best Father’s Day ever. For those who did not, better luck with the family you and your soon to be gold digging trophy wife are going to start in a few years. As an added bonus when you are 62 and have a child in kindergarten, our soft, velvety caramels won’t rip your George Washington wooden teeth out.

Teachers Gifts:
Last call for teacher and staff gifts. Remember it takes a village to raise a child or in some cases, it takes a teacher, school nurse, teacher’s aid, Principal, bus driver and many many others so that you can get your drink on by 9:45 in the morning. Say thank you to everyone with something from JT’s Confections. Not only will the recipients be overjoyed with their gift, but your annual and always broken pledge of “I’m going to be a better parent over the summer” has some legitimacy.

Good bye for the Summer: Gone Fishing
After June, the staff at JT’s Confections will stop our alchemy operations until September. During the summer some of our JT’s Confections family will reconnect with their own families, some will be visiting Betty Ford, and some will be laying the ground work for a future Betty Ford visit. I will be traveling the world unlocking the mysteries of chocolate. So far my itinerary has Minneapolis and Conney Island. When we start production again in the fall, our capacity will be increased and there will be new delights on the menu.

Have a great summer and no need to worry, JT will be checking in periodically over the summer.
Thanks to everyone, it has been a fun year!

Your Pal and guide to a parallel universe,