Pete Carol, Miss Amazon, Valentine’s Day Reminder

Gentle Reader,

This past weekend during Super Bowl XCVDQIL, we saw Pete Carroll call for a pass and commit an act of stupidity that was rivaled only when Miss Amazon Runner up, Sheishane Hayalla, snatched the crown from the head of the newly crowned Amazon Queen, Carol Toledo.

Although both incidents were hysterical (who doesn’t enjoy a girl fight?), they were both avoidable. I’m here gentle reader to urge you to avoid committing a Pete Carroll or a Sheishane Hayalla. Order your Valentine’s Day gift from JT’s Confections now before it’s too late.

Say “I love you”, “I’m sorry”, “It won’t happen again”, “I was drunk”, “I accidentally took an Ambien”, “I didn’t see you standing there”, or “Can we just forget it ever happened” with an order from JTSCONFECTIONS.COM.

 

We ship anywhere in the USA and have something for everyone. Having said that, if your Valentine doesn’t like chocolate covered Oreos, chocolate covered pretzels, chocolate caramel filled pretzels, pecan caramel clusters, pecan bark, pecan-cherry bark or the best caramels you’ll ever taste then you have a tough lot in life and you need something from the bar.

 

 

Valentine’s Day box

We ship anywhere in the lower forty eight!

Place your Valentine’s Day order by February 9th

Although the official ordering cut off date is February 9th, order now to expunge your record of poor judgements and general stupidity; rewrite history and score one for the good guys!

 

 

As always, it’s been a pleasure.

Your Pal and Guide to a Parallel Universe,

JT