Posts Tagged ‘Christmas’

Gentle Reader, It is with a heavy heart that I share this news. Last night in Hämeenlinna Finland, Santa was arrested for public drunkenness. According to eyewitnesses, Santa consumed approximately 9 Manhattans before passing out at the bar. When the bartender woke Santa to ask him if he needed a→ Read more
I can only imagine what many of you are thinking; "Has JT fathered a child with Kate Hudson?". The answer is I'm not sure, but that's not the news. From this point forward, JT'S CONFECTIONS IS DONATING 50% OF NET PROFITS TO CHARITY. I know most of you are asking→ Read more
Gentle Reader, I trust you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. It took a few days for the gallon of gravy I chugged to work it's way out of my system. It wasn't until the following Sunday that I stopped seeing gray spots and the burning sensation in my feet subsided. I→ Read more