Posts Tagged ‘holiday’

Gentle Reader, It is with a heavy heart that I share this news. Last night in Hämeenlinna Finland, Santa was arrested for public drunkenness. According to eyewitnesses, Santa consumed approximately 9 Manhattans before passing out at the bar. When the bartender woke Santa to ask him if he needed a→ Read more
Gentle Reader, I trust you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. It took a few days for the gallon of gravy I chugged to work it's way out of my system. It wasn't until the following Sunday that I stopped seeing gray spots and the burning sensation in my feet subsided. I→ Read more
It's the most wonderful season of the year, the client gift giving season. OK so most deer will have a more relaxing hunting season than you'll have a gift giving season, but there is hope. Log onto JTSCONFECTIONS.COM and feel your anxiety melt away. It's like ingesting 1/2 your grandmother's→ Read more